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GTFO DR. WHO, GTFO.

My cousin Kimberly (whom I haven't really truly spoken to since before I was a teen) just linked me, on facebook, with that 'friend suggestion' thing, to someone I think is my sister. I'm not sure because she has a new surname, which is not mine, nor her ex husband's. Which is, of course, fine, I just wouldn't know her new last name. She hasn't a picture up yet, but Kim and her siblings have been attempting to contact me for some time- I don't know exactly how to deal with it. They're Mormons, so my ~lifestyle~ wouldn't exactly be their cup of tea, though I really have never known them, even as children, to be anything other than loving and tolerant of anyone. I really thinking Mormonism saved my aunt Patricia from a potentially bad life, and I can completely agree that the LDS Church gave my cousins a very very solid, loving family. However, because of their solid belief in family, I don't entirely trust them not to try to reunite my father and myself, which is just the utterly worst thing I could imagine being sprung on me.

I believe I was 12 years old, at best, the last time I saw my sister. I have a nephew, Jake, and I think he is somewhere around 12 years old. The last time I even saw a picture of him, he was no more than four.

Dear Professor Pastel-

You are a pretty cool dude, and I dig your classes, even if I haven't the slightest idea what is happening in Intro to Film. HOWEVER. IT IS APRIL. EARLY APRIL, YES, BUT APRIL. YOU MISSED YOUR OPPORTUNITY TO GIVE US A MIDTERM.

Less love than usual,
Maddie, aka Kathleen

Though to be honest, I could effin' use a good mark to pull me up and get me through my utter failure of that class.

Oh SWEET, I just got a call back from Hertz, and I am pretty sure I have a summer job. $12/hr, 40 hrs, monthly bonus depending on sales goals, and a $1500 bonus at the end of the summer if I only miss X ammount of days. Shwiiing.

Today I have another person coming to see the apartment. Sucky timing, as Sabrina (WHO IS MY LESBIAN ROOMMATE IN CASE YOU ARE WONDERING) is is Hawaii visiting her lady love, which means she doesn't get to meet these chicks. In fact, I didn't get to meet the chick yesterday, since I had a therapy appointment. W/e. I will probs facebook her.

In other news, IJ is being the biggest wankjob in the world, and if it doesn't shape up, I'm going to hit it in the face with a brick.

( ANNA, HERE IS THE JON STEWART CLIP I TOLD YOU ABOUT )

And it was Tucker Carlson. Whom I have met. Well, whom I have walked by in the dark. God, Jon, let me make sweet, hilarious liberal love to you.

There are no Hooters restaurants in Massachusetts.

the arch of my right foot is falling, and that hurts. i need new shoes, for london and for...the stopping of my arch falling. maybe i can break in some heels for london. hm.

You are a Social Liberal (76% permissive) and an... Economic Liberal (11% permissive) You are best described as a: Socialist (11e/76s) Link: The Politics Test on OkCupid.com: Free Online Dating Also: The OkCupid Dating Persona Test

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My dog is dreamin'.

Holy fuckbeans, I am so tired, I would like to pluck out my eyeballs. AND today is going to be ridonkulously busy. AND I had a terrible dream! Like, I didn't wake up ~sobbing~, but it was horrible, and I am kind of disturbed that I dreamed it. It's very hard to explain, in the way dreams are, but it was bad.

So, I guess I will be posting here a lot more since greatestjournal.com sucks hairy, sweaty balls. I'm sure scribbld.com will fail soon enough, as well, because clearly the world is not made for us.

+ i am meant to be hanging with caroline tomorrow
+ i am meant to get my nose pierced on sunday
+ for free
+ i will be buying a pipe
+ i will be able to smoke my weed
+ which i got for free
+ monday i will hopefully be hanging out with caroline and adri
+ we will see juno
- it will not be free
- i have a massive zit of doom trying to kill me; i am actually worried it might be a cyst. i considered lycing it with a 18 gauge at work today, but then i would have been bloody.
- i have to work tomorrow
- i am sleepy
+ i am not pregnant at age 16 with a cracked out sister.

shit's lookin upupup. CAROLINE call me.

RvB ONLINE! surfthechannel.com is like, my haven. Though, I did try to watch BtVS and was v much let down, as divx doesn't work for me.

Oh, motherfucker. Some of them aren't working for me. BUT THERE THEY ARE. ALL THERE. Which I find awesome.

Someone gave me 6 months of user pics! How nice! I suppose that means I should update more here.

Omg I am covered in glue. Well, my hands are covered in glue. I had to make pattern using shapes cut from magazines, with a focus on texture. I think mine may have one of the more innovative shape patterns, but IDK if I was able to mix up my textures enough. A good text is to make things BW, and, though I can't, I imagined it and I don't think I did the most fabuloso job. Oh well, I know I'll get a decent mark, so that's that.

I have some seriously chapped lips going on. Alright, not seriously bad, but they are chapped, which is unacceptable and totally uncool. Cool people do not have chapped lips.

Lips and glue aside, today is a mindfuck.

- midterm tomorrow
+ my design project is hanging up in the hall
+ the mac people fixed my laptop
- i am in a constant state of nausea, from either this stomach thing or having my period
- periods!
- my friends are virtual
+ i am smart
- this means everyone in my photoshop class asks me to help them when i am trying to learn it, myself.
+ i am still planing on london for my spring break
+ i may be going to paris while i am there
- i am pregnant with an alien fetus
+ i was joking! no aliens!
+ i have a corset to wear for halloween
- i have no skirt
- or friends to chill with (unless skelletor, you are free?)
- i still haven't spoken to my roomie about the fact that she's not paid me pretty much a years worth of utilities
+ omg think of the money i would have if i had the balls to talk to her about it
- i really need to talk to her about it
+ i am doing nanowrimo
- i have very few ideas

Hope this link works. Full album, Reinventing Axl Rose, by Against Me!.


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